MLRS Pen Holder

"This is Emperor Creations 1-1, fire mission, over 

Grid: Office Sector Alpha - Desk coordinates confirmed

Target: High concentration of unfinished tasks

Unit: MLRS Pen Holder

Ordnance: Up to 12 writing utensils 

Intent: Obliterate procrastination, suppress disorganization, and dominate deadlines

Fire when ready, BDA to follow"